Update: The movie is real, and it's coming from The Legend of Korra creators at Studio Mir. The timing of the film's release hasn't been disclosed, though.  The rumors are true, a new Witcher story…

Remember the slingshot effect? It’s the starship manoeuvre that flung Kirk and crew around the sun and into Earth’s past, whiplashing them through time to the 20th century, in search of whales. Sometimes it feels…